When Samantha's Darren passed his test

And bought a superbike

And he took it home to her, she said

"My God! What are you like!"

"You can stick that in the garage

Somewhere near the back,

You needn't think you're riding it

Because I'm not wearing for wearing black!"

Then she saw him so crestfallen

She felt some small remorse

"Okay" she said, "I'll compromise

If you do the SUPERCOURSE"

So off he went to Quickstart

And joined that very day

He really was amazed to see

How little he had to pay!

And when the course had started

Down at the Leisuretrack

It was a great experience

And he never once looked back

(Well actually he did, but only in his mirror and over his shoulder)

He learnt the theory of Advanced

And basic First-Aid too

He got advice on maintenance

And in an accident what to do

Then he rode out in the countryside

And rode into the town

And rode out with a group of bikes

And when the sun went down

There even was a session

That Samantha really liked

When she went riding pillion

Now she loves the motorbike!

Now Darren's riding like a pro

And he's telling everyone

That joining Quickstart's Supercourse

Is the best day's work he's done!