The Supercourse
When Samantha's Darren passed his test
And bought a superbike
And he took it home to her, she said
"My God! What are you like!"
"You can stick that in the garage
Somewhere near the back,
You needn't think you're riding it
Because I'm not wearing for wearing black!"
Then she saw him so crestfallen
She felt some small remorse
"Okay" she said, "I'll compromise
If you do the SUPERCOURSE"
So off he went to Quickstart
And joined that very day
He really was amazed to see
How little he had to pay!
And when the course had started
Down at the Leisuretrack
It was a great experience
And he never once looked back
(Well actually he did, but only in his mirror and over his shoulder)
He learnt the theory of Advanced
And basic First-Aid too
He got advice on maintenance
And in an accident what to do
Then he rode out in the countryside
And rode into the town
And rode out with a group of bikes
And when the sun went down
There even was a session
That Samantha really liked
When she went riding pillion
Now she loves the motorbike!
Now Darren's riding like a pro
And he's telling everyone
That joining Quickstart's Supercourse
Is the best day's work he's done!